Of Familiar Sayings

Don't Throw Stones if You Live in Glass Houses

Ever heard that expression? We always tell people that.

But here's what i have to say!

Throwing rocks is bad!

It's improper attitude. Such things shouldn't be entertained no matter where u live.

So the proverb should go:

"Don't throw stones regardless of housing situation"

HOWEVER

If you are trapped in a glass house...

AND

You have a stone...

By all means..

THROW IT!

What are you stupid? You're trapped!

Only people who are in glass houses should throw stones!

Thus i conclude

"No throwing stones regardless of housing situation, unless you're stuck in a glass house, Then you are allowed to throw the stone to get out."

A little long, But hey.. it gets the job done!

Got this from D. Martin.. He's good =P